By: Natalie A.
Everyone knows the one and only Justin Bieber. He has haters and he has people that will literally cross the world just to see him, you either think his music is good or you think its bad. He is the 21st century’s poster child for what social media and the internet can create with a young, burgeoning talent and a couple of million dollars. Oh not to mention he’s maybe (highly doubt it) a reptile.
Bieber is touring in Australia for his “Purpose” tour. He’s played in Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and Perth, and it’s the Perth visit that has conspiracy folks frantically typing and shaking at the idea that maybe, just maybe, Justin Bieber let himself slip up in front of hundreds of fans, revealing himself to actually be a “giant reptile”.
Many articles published state that Justin Bieber turned into a huge reptile of some sort in front of all his fans. The alleged story went on to claim police had been called by distressed fans who saw “gross, coloured scales” all over Bieber’s body. And for this story to be even more believable they have the most reliable sources they can find ! A local skater (I repeat a SKATER! How can you not believe that !?) had this to say about the whole situation. “He was hanging around with this big guy, his bodyguard I guess, and we were just staring because he kept turning into a huge reptile. His bodyguard was pointing at us, shouting that he’d kick our teeth in if we didn’t put our phones away.” Many locals who saw this happen were terrified and saying that “There were girls hiding in toilets, crying. There were guys jumping in taxis trying to get out of there.” Yup, I typed that right girls hiding IN TOILETS. This is what most people said Bieber looked like as a reptile
What makes this story even more crazy is that this isn’t the first time Justin Bieber is accused of being a lizard person. Back in 2014 when Bieber was in court many people saw Bieber blink a little weird. They said they saw him blink normal, then like a lizard would, then back to normal. But this time is different because there is camera footage of it.
LOOK AT THE EYES THOSE ARE LIZARD EYES !!!!!!!!!! It can’t possibly be bad quality or technical difficulties with the camera, it just can be that at all.
I highly believe that the one and only Justin Drew Bieber is a reptile and you should too because that tooootttttaaallllyyy happened.
(If you can’t tell I’m being sarcastic, obviously Justin is not a reptile.)